The Best Ever New Year's Message...

The lovely Miss Brown sent me this on new years day...

Today is international spaz day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, use your strong hand to wipe your arse, can't talk or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there sunshine you're f***ing special.

I'd like to say thanks.